Watching television with a two-year old that I was trying to put to sleep, I came upon a segment of a Disney movie that involved Donald Duck strangling a mechanical Santa Claus (among other mechanical Christmas-related characters) in a hot chocolate-deprived rage. As Daisy Duck would say, “Donald, this is a new low, even for you.” Burned! (Forgive the pun… get it, hot chocolate, burned, haha…) Yeah, well. Disney is making their characters violent and mean and what have you… I mean, Mickey kicked Pluto out of the house! Mark my words, there’s going to be murder in Disneyland next, and I mean the kind that you saw in the Lion King… that was one disturbing movie… (based on Hamlet, apparently)… Scar-ring (forgive the pun… again)SPEAKING of scarring (or scary)… what is Hilary Clinton thinks it’s doing by winning the NH caucus? That she-man scared the bejesus out of me by just speaking on the news! Asbestos pantsuit, don’t make me laugh…(I did, though)… He-she is so incredibly politically incorrect it makes me cringe. Mark my words, if she becomes president (which I don’t think she actually will), I will leave the US and go to find the city of the Aztecs to participate in the ancient and cruel ritual of human sacrifice. It’s better than living under the rule of the evil Devil-he-woman Hilary Clinton. Just kidding. But I will do my best to get out of here. (On an inner tube, perhaps?)(Post script: I thoroughly enjoy the way a post that began with Disney movies and two-year olds ended with the ancient practice of human sacrifice. It’s all in good fun.)
